This was hysterical. What I loved most wasn't even the burrata take—it was how thoroughly you built the case. The history, the marketing, the quotes... it felt like watching someone prepare a legal brief to be argued in front of the cheese Supreme Court. And I feel less alone knowing I’m not the only one confused by the appeal.
I love that! I wish I was actually that organized. Glad it looks that way from where you're sitting and you enjoyed the piece. Thanks for reading and commenting.
This was so funny: Because, again, it’s fucking milk, guys. Do you know what I say if I spill a glass of milk on my plate of nicely-tossed salad? I say “oh, fuck, I just ruined my goddamn salad. I guess I’ll throw that away.”
This was hysterical. What I loved most wasn't even the burrata take—it was how thoroughly you built the case. The history, the marketing, the quotes... it felt like watching someone prepare a legal brief to be argued in front of the cheese Supreme Court. And I feel less alone knowing I’m not the only one confused by the appeal.
I love that! I wish I was actually that organized. Glad it looks that way from where you're sitting and you enjoyed the piece. Thanks for reading and commenting.
ya didn't convert me...but, all entitled to their palate point of view, to wit!
As someone who likes burrata, I was mentally prepared to disagree with this.
Instead, I laughed all the way through it!!
And ruining a salad with a glass of milk is actually a great point.
Completely agree! Tasteless at best, offending texture at its worst.
This was so funny: Because, again, it’s fucking milk, guys. Do you know what I say if I spill a glass of milk on my plate of nicely-tossed salad? I say “oh, fuck, I just ruined my goddamn salad. I guess I’ll throw that away.”
Smoothie!!!!!
Honestly, one of the worst things to order at a restaurant
Wow. Thanks for the warning, Eddie, I appreciate it!
Thank you for preaching the truth.